Okay, so I've never blogged before. I was advised by my younger brother (who actually is quite brilliant) to start blogging on how I'm intergrating back into life here in Hawaii. So naturally, I'll start with an introduction...
My name is irrelevant because you will come to know me as Miss Kitty Boots. I must use the pseudonym as I have very large Polynesian brothers who actually read, and might misconstrue any if all my ramblings. That spells trouble in the countryside.
If you're reading my blog, please do not be disenchanted with island life. I find that I am an eccentric, and just not of the norm around here. Relax, read, and hopefully you enjoy my recordings of mishaps, triumphs, and failures here in Paradise....
So, I'm a 39 year old biological female. (Had to point that out because I am aware that some females were not born female in this day and age) Don't have a problem with that personally. I think they look fantastic. Always wondered if I would've done it had I been born male. I think so. I love being a woman, and can scarcely fathom life as a man. If I were born a man, I think I either would've done the operation in Thailand, or been a gay male. I appreciate men's bodies to a degree, that I think I may need counseling. Anyway, back to the background.. I'm of Tongan, Fijian, English, German, and Tokelau descent. (Now you know why the pseudonym) Tongan girls aren't supposed to talk about anything except getting married, having babies, and going to church.. Sooo not me. Although I was born in Tonga, my family moved here to Hawaii in 1972. I was still a fat bald baby when we came to Hawaii. So naturally I grew up one of the biggest titas around. Yayyy for titas!! I love you guys! You're just known as bull daggers or bull dykes now. But, I still love you guys!! From public school to a private university on the North Shore (think PCC), I was fortunate enough to learn how to spell. Moved to the Bay Area in 1994, and Florida in 1995. Came back to Hawaii in 97-2000. In August 2000 moved back to the Bay Area till December 2011. (We'll get into memory lane some other time.)
Anyway, that's me in a coconut shell. Tomorrow, we'll go on a new adventure... Dating a Big Tita!!
Muah,
Miss Kitty Boots
Hey Miss Kitty Boots (I die for the name)
ReplyDeleteI'm definitely following this coz I know this will be a good journey for u.
I still think you are one of the sweetest n funniest person I've met and I'm pretty sure this will reflect in your blog. Miss u SiS!
ChaCha
Chachadiaries.blogspot.com
I will follow you, follow you wherever you may go... There isn't an ocean too deep, a mountain so high it can keep, keep me away from you!
ReplyDeleteLuv ya,
Navecito
Flawless. This makes me happy that I know how to read.
ReplyDeleteLove and miss you Miss Pikachu Bandaid Kitty Boots!!!
Chacha, Thank you! If anything, I think the blog would be good for a laugh or two. Miss You Way Too Much, Miss Kitty Boots.. lol
ReplyDeleteNave: You gonna get it Sister Mary Clarence! lmao I'm missing you way too much as well. Muah! and LOVE U! Hipi style!!
Sai: You love that I used the name Darryl gave me? lmao Go Myspace!! roflmao I knew you'd get a kick out of this.. Miss you way too much as well. Muuuah! Love You Guys!!
Miss Kitty Boots... not to be confused with PUSS n Boots... it's on! I'm a fan and a follower... looking forward to ur words of wisdom! Aloha to u, Sis! *Mara. *:o)
ReplyDeleteAlright!! And Miss Slam, you're definitely in one of the posts, so see if you can identify which one? lol
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