Epic Fail

What can I say about Saturday night other than EPIC FAIL!! 

I guess it should've started with the failure Saturday morning. I should've known then the rest of the day would be suspect.

Can't really say it was all bad. My baby sister and I took a drive looking for that elusive south shore swell  (surfers) Walls - flat, Diamond Head - flat, stopped at Diamond Head Health Bar when she introduced me to the best Acai Bowl with natural honey, bananas, strawberries, and granola. Can we say mmmmmmmm. We then headed to Ala Mo's to Bowls.. flat to a foot (too many grommets), and then off to Kewalos. (flat to a foot, occasional 2 footer only if you get gout) lmao Spent some quality time with baby sis before heading to bro's studio to see if we could help prepare for his performance. His dance company's performance was phenomenal. His girls were the strongest group dancers, and his boys solo's shined with talent. Soy muy impresivo! (I was very impressed).

Got to meet Hawaii's Very Own Mother Hag.. Truely inspirational. She's opened the closet door for more teen boys then Ru Paul has wigs.. lol LOVE HER!!

So, I go to homebase and take a leisure bath, make soft with all the cocoa butter lotion, hair locked in a tight bun at the base because I'm rocking a cute little hat cocked to the side matching my outfit which is kinda sassy but not too feminine, completing it with a pair of heels that go well. (Don't ever!!) lol So I get the call from Bro to go ahead everybody just meet there. I'm in Kalihi with one of the homeboys, and baby sis is enroute home and ready to see what all the fuss is about.

That club that plays all that great music in Pearl City? Can we just call it an islander bar already? I have never seen so many animalistic, want to sleep with anybody, no rhythm having, trying to poke on the floor, rude islanders in my life. Same guy I beat up for touching hamo yoyo, tries to talk and touch baby sis. I trade seats with her and put my hand right up against his face telling him UNH UNH, don't even think about it. There we run into some of the girls from my Gospel and Doctrine class celebrating her sisters' birthday. ROFLMAO!!! They were nice and fun, but I was still kinda thinking about baby sis and how she was acclimating to this misadventure until....

The Samoan/Puerto Rican...

Ooooooowheeee was this kid fine. I whispered to baby sis, I am such a cougar right now.. He was absolutely stunning. Pretty in the face and thick in the *()*+&. Poly tatts, with that Hamo swag. (I thought he was just a good looking Latino hangin out trying to be Hamo) Until that boy opened his mouth and the mother tongue came rolling out. Flawless Samoan.. Ohhhhwwwweeee. So we close the club down and we're outside people watching. HamoRican walks by, and I start talking in Samoan to his friends, which of course opens the platform for him to say something. I almost switched to Spanish just to see if he could speak his other tongue. Oy Querico.. Men Aqui!! Puss, Puss, Meooooww! roflmao

Music was really good though, but all in all... Epic Fail!!

Till the next time Kitty Boots readers..

Muuuah,

Miss Kitty Boots