Bright Ideas...

Have you ever gone to the mall, park, restaraunt and seen an inordinately rotund, okay fat person and felt sorry for them? Maybe you even felt, put the jelly donut down, and get to the gym MARY! Yes, friends and family it happens. It is never wrong to feel the way you do if it's an honest reaction. How it makes others feel, that's really on them. I mean, if you don't already know, I'm the original heavyweight lover from the Windward side of the island.. But, it's taken years of beating people up, and basically acting out for me to accept my fluffiness, and even revel in it. So Hawaii, whether you're ready for it or not... Here I'm caming to kat you!! (FOB for I'm coming for you)


My 3 Yoyo sisters and I went out to Mad Dogs (I know danger right?) in Waikiki after a nice evening at the Sylistics concert. We're there people watching, and having a few. Now remember my yoyo sisters are beautiful. I mean aesthetics, bodies back, and smart to boot. We get in there and small 5'3 latino is already hazing our smallest sister. He's drunk and trying to talk to her, all the meanwhile spitting.. Ewww..  She turns him down, he turns around and pushes her.. Well like a moth to a flame, hamo yoyo gets in his face, and I'm fearing for his life. So I as the biggest of the bunch, step between hamo yoyo and her intended target. Had he said one thing wrong to my sister, I think I would've shotputted him on to the bar, and made him my bitch. Anyway, they (his friends) escort him out, and I'm noticing how lovely his friends are. So, you guys know me, I start talking to the biggest one, who in turn wants to share his jack and coke with me. Out of attraction, I fear not. I believe it was out of fear of me eyeing him up. I think he was hoping to escape with his pants on... He did. I just wanted to make sure my 3 yoyo's were okay. So the night moves along, and we run into a Pinoy queen. She was interesting to talk to, and she was very surprised when I clocked her. I had to tell her "Bakla, it's okay. I have sisters in the mainland just like you. okay maybe more believable, but yeah."  So yoyo #1 is sitting on my right, smallest yoyo is on my left, and hamo yoyo is dancing with bakla's hag. I then get a tap on my shoulder. I turn around and see this big giant chocolate man. 6'2 about 240lbs. clean shaven, pressed slacks and a polo shirt, working kenneth coles on his feet and a master diver watch. (yeah so I'm a hag, so what!) He kindly asks me for a cigarette, which I give him. He then asks my name, which I give him. Had he asked for my panties, I probably would've just given him... roflmao But I needed to act right, my sisters were there. I introduced him (Tony) to the 3, and he started to lay his rap on me. He didn't know, waste time, as I was ripe for the picking.. lmao eh! We exchanged numbers and he kissed my hand goodnight. Good thing he kissed the right one, cause I use the left one in the bathroom....


Will have to continue to saga later, as I'm off to an interview...  Next on Miss Kitty Boots adventures.. The First Date in Hawaii... ooohh funny crap...